Honksandfaygo

For deviantART's 12th birthday, the staff decided to throw a DERPTASTIC surprise party for Fella. They gathered at Fella's favorite restaurant, The Fancy Sasquatch, with presents in hand. Llama brought Fella to the door and once they stepped in, all of the staff screamed, "HAAAAAAAAAAMHOCKISON!" Fella was so shocked that he instantly seizured. He opened his presents to find that Llama had given him 12 Hamhocks. He was amazed! He would never forget that night.

Once upon a time, there was a young boy named Eric who always dreamed of becoming the world's best Chicken Sexer . He trained every day for 9000 hours in order to beat his rival, The Hairy Menace. The day of the big competition arrived, and Eric came armed with a Plate and his unstoppable determination. They were pitted against each other in a battle of wits, and Eric emerged as the Slimy victor! His achievement is celebrated every Thanksgiving.